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March 9, 2026 / 4 min read

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: RektTek Corporation Announces Strategic Entry Into Block-Based Productivity Solutions

RektTek Corporation (NASDAQ: REKT) is proud to announce Tedtrist™ — a block-based productivity platform where SQUISHES is the primary KPI. Ted is cautiously optimistic. HR has been notified.

Dark Factory Games

March 9, 2026 / 6 min read

Tedtrist: Drop Blocks On Your Sad SVP and Put Him Out of His Misery

Tedtrist is the Dark Factory's new block puzzle where SQUISHES is the primary metric. Ted is your SVP. Ted runs. You drop blocks. Ted files an incident report. Ted is always appropriate about it.

Dark Factory Games